I love 50 Sheds of Grey, and hope reading their tweets spares me having to read the original.

This is brilliant: 'I'm a very naughty girl,' she said, biting her lip, 'I need to be punished.' So I invited my mother to stay for the weekend. — Fifty Sheds of Grey (@50ShedsofGrey / www.twitter.com/50shedsofgrey)