Some glorious Mashes I missed.
- Arseholes who think they’re good at driving celebrate speed camera victory.
- Vicar prays to sham god. “Brown preyed on the weak, vulnerable and fucking stupid with an elaborately woven tale involving miracles and donkeys in return for polite conversation and slices of lemon drizzle cake.”
- Say ‘nutjob’ not ‘Daily Mail reader’, says Minister.
- Muslim women ‘must dress like Top Gear presenters‘. British Muslim women should trade their Burkas for the jeans, blazers and incongruous hair favoured by the hosts of Top Gear, it was claimed last night.”